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Man blames fate on other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole in one.
Those with the best advice usually offer no advice.
A man wonders what the future holds in store… A woman wonders what the stores will have in the future.
Don’t look back, something might be gaining on you.
Always remember… you’re unique, just like everybody else.
And so betwixt them both, they licked the platter clean.
Just because a person grows older, doesn’t mean that he grows up.
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Rubber Baby Buggy Bouncers.
Don’t do today, what you can put off until tomorrow.
In the 60’s people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets breakthrough.
A new hat has the same effect upon a woman, that three cocktails have upon a man.
A man is never so on trial is in the moment of excessive good fortune.
It’s an ill wind that blows no good.
The meek shall inherit the earth.
There is safety in numbers.
As men we are all equal in the presence of death.
Necks of the Woods.
A friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, eventhough you’re slightly cracked.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Ulcers are not caused so much by what we eat, as what’s eating us.
One should not test the depth of a river with both feet.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition, doesn’t mean he knows what it is.
A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.
Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
Bread always falls on it’s buttered side.
