List of Quotoons™

The following is a list of Quotoons™  comic panels published on this website, as well as on official Quotoons™ social media channels.

  1. “A new hat has the same effect upon a woman that three cocktails have upon a man.” – Anonymous
  2. One should not test the depth of a river with both feet. – African Proverb
  3. “A flower cannot blossom without sunshine and a man cannot live without love.” – Max Muller
  4. Pollyanna – Adjective / Noun
  5. “Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance.” – Carl Sandburg
  6. Hogwash – Noun / Synonym
  7. “Just because a person grows older, doesn’t mean that he grows up.” – Unknown
  8. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. – Idiom
  9. “Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” – Malcomb S. Forbes
  10. “Man blames fate on other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole in one.” – Unknown
  11. “Blessed are the meek; for they shall inherit the earth.” – Matthew 5:5
  12. “Those with the best advice, offer no advice.” – Unknown
  13. Freddie fasts Fridays for a Saturday fast food feast. – Observation #1
  14. Ronald sees an old high school acquaintance at the shopping mall. – Observation #2
  15. Jimmy could dance to a different tune. – Observation #3
  16. Lisa needs to cut down her coffee intake. – Observation #4
  17. Short visits make long friends. – Proverb
  18. Bread always falls on it’s buttered side. – English Proverb
  19. “Necessity is the Mother of Invention.” – Plato
  20. A drunk man’s words, are a sober man’s thoughts. – Italian Proverb
  21. Crocodile Tears – Idiom
  22. There is safety in numbers. – Idiom
  23. “He gave her a look you could have poured over a waffle.” – Ring Lardner
  24. “A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though you’re slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
  25. “Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.” – Anonymous / Unknown
  26. “A little lie is like a little pregnancy, it doesn’t take long before everyone knows.” – C.S. Lewis
  27. Best bang for the buck. – Idiom
  28. Jerry suddenly realized that his toenails grow much faster than his fingernails. – Observation #5
  29. “Ulcers are caused not so much by what we eat, as what’s eating us.” – Anonymous / unknown.
  30. Res Ipsa Loquitur – Maxim ( Thing speaks for itself. )
  31. “Rise above the storm and you will find sunshine.” – Mario Fernandez
  32. Olly Olly Oxen Free – Catchphrase
  33. “Wine is a precarious aphrodisiac, and it’s fumes have blighted many a mating.” – Norman Douglas
  34. “One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.” – Pablo Coelho.
  35. Cosmo doesn’t really listen to the lyrics in has favorite heavy metal songs. – Observation #6
  36. “Just because your doctor has a name for your condition, doesn’t mean he knows what it is.” – Unknown
  37. “He who seizes the right moment, is the right man.” Johann von Goethe
  38. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. – Aphorism
  39. Ernest kept drinking and playing Twister long after his friends had gone home for the night. – Observation #7
  40. “It’s not what you spend at Christmas, it’s who you spend it with.” – Unknown
  41. “The best time to see crazy people is at the mall, the weekend before Christmas.” – Unknown
  42. “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” – Oprah Winfrey
  43. “The worst form of inequality is to try and make unequal things equal.” – Aristotle
  44. Shrinking Violet – Idiom / Noun
  45. “The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. ” – Eden Phillpots
  46. Once a liar, always a liar. – Proverb
  47. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. – Idiomatic Proverb
  48. “See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy.” – Song lyrics by John Brim
  49. “Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity; and I”m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein
  50. A long walk off a short pier. – Idiom
  51. Level-Headed. – Expression / Adjective
  52. “The danger of the past was that became slaves; the danger of the future is that men may become robots.” – Erich Fromm
  53. Negative Nancy & Debbie Downer – Colloquialisms / Nouns
  54. “A dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye.” – Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
  55. Come Hell or High Water. – Idiom
  56. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers. – Tongue Twister
  57. “Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies for instance.” – John Ruskin
  58. “Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe
  59. Cute as bug’s ear. – Idiom
  60. Shakin’ in your little fairy boots. – Expression